HI! IT'S ME THE SOFA KING. I TOOK THIS NAME CUZ IT'S A PLAY ON WORDS.
I'M
THE SOFA KING
& I'M BORED

WELL IF YOU LIKE TO KNOW I'M 17

AND BAH BAH BAHBAH BAH I'M LOVING IT
I FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS SITE FROM A CLOSE FRIEND BLOODY. DON'T ASK HIS NAME CUZ HE WILL FLIP. IF YOU GOT ANY I MEAN ANY '?'S CALL ME...I MEAN JUST ASK